hey all! the swag dragon’s owner is back in school and hitting the books. although i may periodically post, don’t expect any more regular updates. it’s been fun!
hard femme lizard outtakes: serial killer lizard
yes john come in i’d like to speak to you regarding your performance this past quarter
swagalag howls at the moon
sloth-machine asked: can we have a moment of silence for bearded dragons
queen-of-canada asked: You should do an ask swagon. I'll be the first, swagon, what do you do in your spare time?
in her free time swaglet enjoys chillin’ on her hammock and pooping on the carpet